The Falcon's Malteser by Anthony Horowitz Tickets


The Vaults Theatre
Launcelot Street , London, SE1 7AD

Important Information
Recommended age 8+
Monday - -
Tuesday - 19:00
Wednesday 15:00 19:00
Thursday - 19:00
Friday - 19:00
Saturday 15:00 19:00
Sunday 15:00 -
  • Running Time: 80 minutes (no interval)
  • Booking Until: Sun, 25 August 2019
New Old Friends and James Seabright present
The Falcon’s Malteser
by Anthony Horowitz
Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?
A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!
Best Family Shows Critic’s Choice - The Guardian
"Exhilarating fun for old and young alike" 
“Delightful old-school romp of a detective story” Broadway Baby
“Fantastic feel-good theatre” Fringe Review
“Excellent show for both young and old” Primary Times
Adapted by Feargus Woods Dunlop
Directed by Lee Lyford with Heather Westwell


The Vaults Theatre

Launcelot Street , London, SE1 7AD

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The Vaults is London’s home for immersive theatre and alternative arts. Their mission is to collaborate and conspire, embracing artists from all walks of life to come together and inspire others.