Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier Tickets

Theatre Royal Haymarket
Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4HT
Running Time 2 Hours
Running Since Sat, 28 December 2024
Booking Until Sat, 1 February 2025
Monday - 20:00
Tuesday - 20:00
Wednesday 15:00 20:00
Thursday - 20:00
Friday - 20:00
Saturday - 20:00
Sunday - 20:00
Important Information
Age: This production is recommended for ages 16+

More about Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Bill Bailey is known for his hilarious stand-up comedy as well as for appearing on shows such as Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, and QI. The multi-talented comedian is now back for a brand new show at the Theatre Royal Haymarket.

The term Thoughtifier (noun) refers to an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey.

In a time of self-scan checkouts, AI, and ChatGPT, we are entering a world where humans might be redundant, and many tasks can be done better and more efficiently by machines. It's the perfect time to celebrate our flawed humanity. Who better to guide us through this than Bill? He will take us on a journey through the error-strewn, distracted, and sometimes magnificent history of human thought, and show us how it might help us survive in this brave new world.

Thoughtifier Reviews:

“A unique hybrid of music, mirth and 24-carat whimsy.  - The Evening Standard 

“Freewheeling between musical genius and avuncular wizardry… An evening sprinkled with eccentric marvels! ” - The Mail on Sunday

“Amiable tinkering in the spaces between music, whimsy and sound… no one does it better.” - The Guardian

“A gently uproarious gig from one of comedy’s most twinkle-toed talents.” - The Telegraph

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Theatre Royal Haymarket

Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4HT
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Access description: Main entrance up three 15cm steps (staircases have handrails on both sides and are highlighted) through a set of double swing doors. Box Office counter to the right of the entrance. 18 steps down from the foyer to the Stalls, 28 steps up to the Royal Circle, and 60+ steps up to the Upper Circle and Gallery, through a separate entrance to the right of the main entrance. 4 steps in to each box.

Sound Amplification: Sennheiser infra-red system with 20 headsets.

Guide Dogs: Guide dogs are not allowed into the auditorium but up to 6 can be looked after in the manager’s office.

Disabled Access: No steps to the auditorium through EXIT doors to the left and righthand side of the main entrance – please tell the Box Office in advance and they will be opened for you. 1 space for a wheelchair user at X18. The venue is suitable for scooters. Transfer seating available to any aisle seat for 1 scooter and 4 wheelchairs. The theatre can store 1 scooter and 4 wheelchairs per performance.

Toilets: Women’s and men’s are down 11 steps from the foyer and at Royal Circle and Upper Circle level.

Disabled Toilets: Adapted toilet at Stalls entrance on street level