Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England Tickets

Garrick Theatre
Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0HH
Running Time 1hr 15mins No interval
Running Since Sun, 21 June 2026
Booking Until Sun, 21 June 2026
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Sunday - 19:00

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Ages: This production is recommended for ages 14+.

More about Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England

The play follows the true story of Billy Kinley, a die-hard football fan whose life changes forever after a shocking moment at Euro 2020 sends him viral. In an impulsive act that captures headlines around the world, Billy sticks a flare up his bum, and instantly becomes a global internet sensation.

What follows is a funny, fearless, and disarmingly honest exploration of modern masculinity, identity, loyalty, and belonging, set against the charged backdrop of football culture and viral fame. As laughter gives way to something deeper, the show asks what it really means to be seen and whether notoriety can ever feel like connection.

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Garrick Theatre

Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0HH
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Access description: Ramp up through double doors opening outwards into the Box Office. Box Office counter to the left. No steps through the foyer bar into the Dress Circle (1 step between rows). 24 steps down to the Stalls which has a fairly steep rake. 25 steps up then 8 down to the Upper Circle. Staircases have handrails on both sides. Auditorium opens 45mins before performance.

Sound Amplification: Sennheiser infra-red system with 8 headsets. Please ask an usher for a headset.

Guide Dogs: Guide dogs are welcome inside the auditorium or staff are happy to dog-sit. We can accomodate 2 dogs at a time. Dogs will be looked after in the manager’s office.

Disabled Access: Ramp into foyer with level access to Dress Circle. 2 spaces for wheelchair users at E13-15. Transfer seating available to aisle seats for wheelchairs and scooters (4 transferees max).

Wheelchairs Toilets: No steps to the women’s to the right of the foyer bar, through 2 doors (approx. 84cm wide). This is usable by someone able to leave their wheelchair with assistance. No steps up to women’s at rear of Stalls, 18 steps down to the men’s; further women’s and men’s at Upper Circle level.