My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do Tickets

Apollo Theatre
Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ

Running Time 1 hour 5 minutes (no interval) Includes interval

Running Since Wed, 16 September 2026

Booking Until Sat, 3 October 2026

Important Information

Ages: Under 12s will not be admitted. Under 16s must be accompanied by and sat with an adult over 18.

Content: This production uses haze and smoke effects.

Monday	-	-
Tuesday	-	19:30
Wednesday	-	19:30
Thursday	-	19:30
Friday	18:00	19:30
Saturday	14:30	19:30
Sunday	15:00	18:00

16 Sep 26 19:30 17 Sep 26 19:30 18 Sep 26 19:30 19 Sep 26 14:30 19 Sep 26 19:30 20 Sep 26 15:00

September 2026 October 2026

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More about My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do

Rob Madge brings their triumphant celebration of the ups and downs of raising a queer child to the Apollo Theatre this September.

Aged 12 with big dreams, Rob staged their first full-blown Disney parade, in the family living room. Multi-roling as a cast full of characters; Mary Poppins, Belle, Ariel and Micky Mouse. Dad, with his double duties of stage manager, sound technician and naturally, Goofy. And goofy he was, missing every cue and every instruction. Mum mistaking Aladdin for Ursula, and not forgetting the Ariel bubble gun misfunction. Gran loved it though.

This autobiographical retelling of social media star Rob Madge’s life sets out to restage that parade. And this time, nobody is gonna rain on their parade!

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Apollo Theatre

Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ

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Access description: 8cm step into the foyer through swing double doors. Box Office counter on the left. 22 steps down from foyer to Stalls, 12 up to the Dress Circle, with 2 steps between rows in the auditorium. 35 steps up to the Upper Circle and 75 to the Balcony. Handrails on both sides of the staircases. Stairlift to stalls access through double doors to the left of the upper circle entrance on Shaftesbury Avenue. Stairlift or 12 steps down to the stalls. Theatre open 30min before the start of the performance.

Sound Amplification: Sennheiser infra-red system with limited number of head sets available. Avoid front 3 rows of Stalls. Deposit required.

Guide Dogs: Guide dogs allowed into the auditorium and staff are also available to dog sit. Dogs will be looked after in Stalls bar or in manager’s office. Maximum 2 dogs at a time.

Disabled Access: On arrival please report to the Main Entrance. A member of staff will then accompany you to the wheelchair access entrance on Shaftesbury Avenue where there is a platform lift to the Stalls level of the Auditorium. 2 spaces for wheelchair users in seats F1 and G1 in the Stalls. Wheelchair transferees can be accommodated in Stalls. Recommended seats are E1, H1 and J1 but other seats are available. Wheelchairs are stored near auditorium right Stalls level. Venue not suitable for scooters. Auditorium is carpeted with steep raking.

Toilets: Adapted toilet to the rear of the Stalls level.